a group of zebras is called a dazzle.
if that doesn’t brighten your day, i don’t know what will.how the fuck is that supposed to pay my bills?
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oh my god it s a fucking thing that you spin around with your hands it’s not that deep
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nobody’s dick is big when you think of how small we are in the universe
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Never feel bad for letting go of someone that treated u like a whatever thing

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My contribution to the recent passing of vine. May it rest in peace.
“GET FUCKED”
THE FIRST VINE IS MY ALL TUME AESTHETIC OMFG
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reblog if you don’t lift but you still have strong muscles from carrying the weight of your sins
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